ZassenhausVintage Bread Slicer
R2,499
About
Cut perfect slices every time with this vintage look bread slicer from Zassenhaus. The stainless steel blade has a unique serrated edge for precision slicing, while the retro design looks beautiful on the countertop.
Product Features
- Round blade made of stainless steel with specially serrated edge
- Continuous cutting thickness adjustment from 1mm to 18mm
- Optimum grip
- Wooden base
- 4 suction feet provide stability when slicing
- Made in Solingen
Product Specification
- Dimensions: 30cm x 25.5cm x 19cm
- 1-year warranty
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
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Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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