Cats are playful and curious animals that love to play! Use this triangle cat scratcher to keep your pet relaxed in a safe environment. Their instinctive need to scratch helps remove old nail sheaths from claws, also supporting important stretching, muscle toning and territory marking. Our scratch post not only relieves stress, frustration and boredom, it positively promotes fitness by encouraging play and climb activity. After all, fit, healthy and stimulated cats are happy, confident and entertaining companions.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.