Major TechStainless Hardened Digital Caliper
R629
About
Major Tech digital caliper features gearless operation, and displays measurements on a digital readout. They also feature zero set controls, on and off, inch, and mm control buttons, and they display decimal inches, fractions, and metric graduations. They are designed to measure both inside areas and outside areas of objects using upper and lower jaws.
Product Features
- Selectable mm or inches with zero adjustment function
- Measurement length – 150mm with a resolution of 0.01mm
- 1.5V Silver oxide battery supplied included
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 180 x 86 x 25 mm
- Resolution: 0.01 mm
- Battery: 1.5V Silver oxide battery (included)
- Warranty: 12 months
What's in the Box?
- 1x Digital Caliper
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're ""successful"" and ""writerly"".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.