Tired of sofa slipcovers that require tucking and tying but want to protect your couch from pets, spills, and stains? Then you need the easy-to-use Couch Coat that protects your furniture from unsightly stains, shedding pets and messy kids.
Just drape it over your couch for everyday use and remove it when company comes or for easy machine washing. It even has arm covers to protect armrests. It is reversible so you can change the look with a simple flip.
Perfect to warm up cold leather couches or give older furniture an instant facelift. Forget expensive reupholstering or buying a new couch.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.