The Super Sleeper Pro Weighted Blanket is designed to promote a calming sensation allowing for deep relaxation and sleep. This in turn can assist in relieving symptoms associated with anxiety, stress, and insomnia.
The secret is in the evenly distributed weight which stimulates 'Deep Touch Pressure' stimulation, mimicking the feeling of being hugged. This naturally promotes the production of serotonin and melatonin, which helps to improve your mood and create an overall sense of calm, allowing you to relax faster and sleep deeper!
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.