IGIASlimming Deep Pulse Massager
R209
About
This travel-size battery-powered massager is the convenient solution to slimming down, aiding body pain conditions and enhancing blood circulation.
Four massager pads connected to a controller gives you an opportunity to sit down and relax while electronic pulses stimulates your muscles and fat cells. The result: Deconstruction of fat cells, increased blood circulation and relief from aches, pains and tension.
Product Features:
Treats the following conditions:
- Cellulite and flabbiness
- Stiff neck & shoulders
- Muscle contractions and spasms
- Sprained muscles
- Lower back pain
- Abdominal pain
- Menstrual pain
- Neuralgia (head or face pains)
- Poor blood circulation
- Body stress and tension
How it works:
- Place the four pads on the desired area on your body
- Switch the remote on
- Choose between three massage modes: Tapping, Modulation or Kneading
- Increase or decrease the intensity of the massage mode according to your preference
- Let the Slimming Electro Pulse Massager work while you rest or while you engage in every-day activities.
Pack includes:
- Controller
- 4 x Massage pads
- Conducting Wire
- 2 x AAA batteries
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