An ode to Star Wars in the timeless medium that is nerd rap

All you Vader haters must detest this day
Because Star Wars owns the fourth of May.
Take a back seat you Trekkies, Anakin for the win
We'll knock your Spocks off your feet like we're stormtrooper Finn.

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