Rule 1 ProteinsR1 Protein Whey Isolate/Hydrolysate (38 Servings)
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About
Our flagship protein is made with super-pure 100% whey isolate, fast-acting whey hydrolysate, and virtually nothing else. We’ve completely omitted the use of whey concentrates as well as creamers, gums, amino spiking, and other fillers that dilute what you really came for – protein. The result is an industry leading Protein Purity Percentage (PPP) of up to 87%. ^ R1 Protein is protein with a capital-P.
- ZERO sugar
- ZERO gluten
- ZERO gums
- ZERO creamers
- ZERO fillers
- ZERO artificial preservatives
- ZERO amino or banned substance spiking
Product Features
- Expiry Date:
- Cookies & Creme: August 2021
- Chocolate Peanut Butter: August 2021
- Cafe Mocha: April 2021
- Lightly Salted Caramel: August 2021
- 25 g fast-acting protein*
- 100% of protein from whey isolates & hydrolysates – no whey concentrates!
- 6+ g BCAAs*
- Fully instantized to mix easily with a spoon or shaker cup
- Carefully blended and packaged in an NSF GMP facility in the USA
- 38 SERVINGS/1.15KG
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