Game Controller Power Bank Radiator. Folding Bracket Design, you can use it to watch mobile movies as well. The built in cooling fan, will cool your phone, and prevent it from overheating.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.