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Fancy lava lamp
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Soft lighting


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Retail: R1,150

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Desktop lamp ideal for atmospheric soft lighting at any space. When the lamp is turned on, the lava will move in an irregular movement, offers an enchanting visual
effect and a relaxing anti-stress impact.

Product Features
  • Relaxing 
  • Night light 
  • Great gift
  • Atmospheric 
Product Specifications 
  • Made of crystal and metal.
  • Size: 12 x 40 cm
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.

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