UniversalPortable Door Alarm Door Stopper
R199
About
Quick and affordable way to add piece of mind when traveling or working alone. Simply place the alarm behind any door. If an intruder attempts to open the door, the wedge-shaped design will prevent it from opening and activate a 120 dB alarm. The alarm will scare off the would-be intruder and alert you to the attempted entry. An adjustable sensitivity switch prevents tampering. When traveling, just toss this lightweight unit in your luggage. The on/off switch will prevent the unit from accidentally sounding.
Product Features
- Simply place it on the floor in front of your door, no installation required
- Powered by 1 x 9V battery (Battery NOT included)
- Great for your home, dorm room, hotel room, etc
- Compact size and light weight
- 3 Sensitivity Levels
- Slip proof grip
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.