Blitz - a South African classic! Synonymous with good times and fun vibes.
For one day only, you have the chance to stock up on these legendary firelighters at a massive saving!
Whether you call it a BBQ, shisanyama, a barbie, or a braai, these packs of white gold will make sure that you've got something to eat with your slaai.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?