Inspire your budding scientist with our new Little Scientist range. Kids love science because it engages their curiosity for exploration and discovery.
This range requires parents to assist children that cannot read yet and thereby encourages bonding time between parent and child.
We thought you'd like to know. You know, just in case all of our marketing efforts had somehow gone unnoticed.
It does leave us horribly short on the word count for this here write up, though. Explaining how a 50% discount works doesn't exactly require your undivided attention.
So instead we'll hit you with this little-known fact: that tiny blob of toothpaste that sits on your toothbrush has a name. It's called a nurdle.
Knowledge!