The TorkCraft 9V lithium batteries are 5x Longer lasting than alkaline batteries, please dispose of batteries correctly.
We thought you'd like to know. You know, just in case all of our marketing efforts had somehow gone unnoticed.
It does leave us horribly short on the word count for this here write up, though. Explaining how a 50% discount works doesn't exactly require your undivided attention.
So instead we'll hit you with this little-known fact: that tiny blob of toothpaste that sits on your toothbrush has a name. It's called a nurdle.
Knowledge!