Keep it tough, edgy and ancient inspired. Yes, thats what these gladiator sandals are dishing up. This season gladiators are one of the biggest footwear trends. Gladiator sandals are one shoe trend that will never go out of style, but we prefers ones that have an extra dose of attitude. These sandals are gladiators with an edge! They can take a summer dress and make it ready to hit the town.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?