The drying mat is an ideal solution to the age-old tradition of placing dish towels on the counter to dry your hand-washed pots, pans, dishes, and glassware. These fast-drying and ultra-soft drying mats not only cushion wet dishes but also bring a joyful aesthetic to your kitchen.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?