PingMen's Karsten Polo (Limited Sizes Available)

We're running the Cape Town marathon today.

Not we, as in the good hard-working copywriters of OneDayOnly. But enough of the staff members have entered for us to use the collective "we" without technically lying.

And we wish everybody running the best of luck, as we recline on the couch and chase a Bar One with a Sterie Stumpie. Extra fries > exercise.

We only tell you this because (insert gross assumption here) we know there's every chance you're going to perennially underachieve by comparison today - being a Sunday and all - and we hope to guilt you into making a comfort purchase.

Or buy something of your own accord. It's up to you. We're happy either way.