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We're not sure if you've noticed, but there are a great many different products on sale today.

That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.

So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.

We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.

Is it working?

We'll take that as a yes.