Enjoy the outdoors anytime, anywhere.
The Matador Pocket Blanket is Water repellent, puncture resistant and extremely compact. At 160cm x 110cm, it's large enough for 2 or more to relax or sit and folds up in seconds with the Easy-Pack Pattern. Pocket Blanket 2.0 features corner weights that pull out to act as corner stakes and sand pockets for improved performance in breezy conditions. Ideal for hiking, parks, picnics, beaches, festivals, concerts, and more. Go ahead, put yourself out there!
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?