Top class stability and cushioning. Made for dynamic netball players. Very suitable for defensive players. Glide through the opposition with the Wave Stealth V. Mizuno Wave Technology in the midfoot plate provides all the cushioning necessary for professional level plays, while the Dynamotion Groove enhances flexibility in the forefoot and maximises ground contact for your most agile performance to date. SR Touch inserts provide colossal force in the push-offs, allowing for maximum strength in your movements. Stability is enhanced by the new external heel counter, working alongside the mesh upper for a breathable feel.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?