Ensure that you are both stylish and warm this winter with the Urban Diva Assymetric Jacket. Wear it zipped up to the top to keep your neck warm or open it up showing off the assymetric style. The bulky style zip adds a futuristic look to this jacket and ensures that you look ahead of the trends.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.