Snoozies have proved to be one of the best slippers on the market, and just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we are introducing Skinnies! By Snoozies.
Skinnies are basically the summer version of Snoozies, lightweight and breathable.
Again, unlike most other slippers, they're durable and machine washable while still keeping their size post-wash.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.