ElevenpastKyoto Coffee Table
R1,899
About
This kyoto coffee table is a timeless addition to any space. Whether it's your living room or patio this beautiful statement piece is designed to add a contemporary dash of elegance to your new favourite room.
Product Features
- Classic
- Metal legs coated in matt black
- Oak Vaneer top
- Classic
- Perfect for any space
- Simple design
Product Specifications
- Simlpe Assembly required
- Dimensions: 80 (D) X 40 (H) cm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write-up and being funny.