Sometimes, a runny nose can be a big plus. Jumbo the elephant will be more than happy to drain all excess water from your wet cutlery straight into the sink.
More specifically, everyone reading this using their mobile data.
Data is so outrageously expensive in South Africa you almost need to apply for a loan just to swipe through Tinder when you're off a WiFi connection.
And yet here you are, spending some of your precious megabytes on our humble online shop.
You're the real reason we discount our deals so much.