The energy saving Spindel is a specialist laundry dryer that uses spin power instead of heat to quickly remove excess moisture from wet washing. It has more than double the spin power of most washing machines and uses 100 times less electricity than tumble drying! After just 3 minutes in the Spindel, you can air dry your laundry in a fraction of the time, iron certain fabrics immediately or run a much shorter cycle in the tumble dryer. The Spindel also extracts residual detergent and mineral deposits from your fabrics, so laundry dries cleaner and softer too. It is very compact, but has a generous load capacity of 6.5kg. Spindel can be used with machine or hand-washed laundry and is even safe for the most delicate fabrics.
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.