A 4-slice toaster that will a dash of effortless elegance to your kitchen; The Eiger Geneva Series 4-Slice Toaster is available in brushed stainless steel or black gloss finish and features sleek, classic lines designed to suit any kitchen.
Handling the basics with ease, the toaster has four generous 36 mm wide slots and two 7-level browning controls for toasting perfection. Each Eiger toaster also has reheat, defrost and cancel settings. It s the perfect blend of style and performance.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.