IWANA Have ItCurved Wooden Barrel Wall Clock
R749
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About
Handmade, solid French oak curved clock made from the stave of a reclaimed red wine barrel.
Every clock has its own unique character with red wine sediment, no one is the same and a classy feature and talking point in any room.
Product Features
- Hand Made
- Silent Clock
- French oak wood wine barrel sections with red wine sediment crystallization.
- Gold minute/hour hands with white second hand
- Compatible with one AA battery (Not Included)
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.