For hygiene reasons, products that are not faulty may not be returned.
Comfort heated blankets are made with luxuriously soft fleece and use ultra-thin wires, to offer maximum warmth and comfort. They are fully fitted with a deep, elasticated skirt which fits easily to your mattress just like a fitted sheet.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.