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Get blocked, Janice!

Oh, how times have changed since the days of landline telephones and dial-up internet with MSN chat and MySpace. Back then, if you didn't want to speak to someone, you'd just be mindful of not answering the phone when it rang - although you'd have no idea who was calling (like, ever) so you might have missed a call telling you you'd won the lotto.

Time and again, though, it was not the lotto, but Janice. She'd once again give you hell for missing her book club the other night. Nowadays, literally every platform available to us gives us the option of blocking unwanted intrusions. Cold, hard, straight-up, no-fuss-given blocking. Kinda harsh, but hey... life's tough out there.

Our deal on these blockout curtains from Bristol won't stop Janice and her book club antics from reaching you, but they'll do a great job of blocking out the pesky sunlight in the morning when all you want to do is sleep - or wallow in darkness, plotting against Janice.