Joseph JosephChopCup™ White Vegetable Chopper
R419
About
Since 2003, Joseph Joseph's founding brothers Antony and Richard Joseph, have been working towards making people's lives easier with functional products that solve people's common problems.
Perfect for chopping potatoes, onions, carrots, courgettes, and more, this chopper features razor-sharp stainless steel blades to cut your vegetables into large pieces of up to 6cm. Simply use the guide arms and slide the top cup back into the unit and push down for perfectly cut vegetables. Once sliced, the vegetables are neatly collected in the cup for effortless transfers to your ready pan or bowl.
Product Features
- Designed in England
- Collects chopped pieces as it cuts
- Razor Sharp Stainless Steel blades
- Fast and easy to use
- BPA free
- Dismantles for easy cleaning.
- Dishwasher safe
- 2-year warranty
Product Specifications
- Material: Stainless Steel, Plastic
- Color: White
- Weight: 0.31kg
- Blade Shape: Square
- Dimensions: 11 x 9.5 x 15 cm
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
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Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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