Dual wireless charger for your car and phone mount for safe driving. No cables to plug into your device, quickly get going on your journey by simply placing your phone on the charging zone. A built-in sensor recognises your phone, activating the two side clamps to automatically open and close. Navigate safely to your destination with both hands on the steering wheel. The silicon lined charging zone and clamps keep your phone securely in place while driving, so you can focus on the road.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.