Buy your ticket at the booth and get ready for a LEGO Creator 3in1 31084 Pirate Roller Coaster adventure!
Climb into the shark carriage and hold tight as you set off, duck to avoid the skull, lean as you whizz around the bend above the sunken galleon and look out for the water cannon as you zoom down the slope and through the water splash. But remember to smile for the camera!
When you're done riding the roller coaster, rebuild and continue your fairground adventure on the white knuckle Skull Ride or dare yourself to try the awesome Ship Ride!
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?