Buy your ticket at the booth and get ready for a LEGO Creator 3in1 31084 Pirate Roller Coaster adventure! Climb into the shark carriage and hold tight as you set off, duck to avoid the skull, lean as you whizz around the bend above the sunken galleon and look out for the water cannon as you zoom down the slope and through the water splash. But remember to smile for the camera! When you're done riding the roller coaster, rebuild and continue your fairground adventure on the white knuckle Skull Ride or dare yourself to try the awesome Ship Ride!
Our remarkable ability to remember quotes from practically any movie, and our skill in catering to almost any person in South Africa.
The latter is the harder of the two, because A) we haven't met everyone in the R of SA and 2) our personal tastes can hardly be used as a benchmark for things other people may enjoy.
Still, through sheer determination and never-miss-an-episode viewings of Egoli and Generations, we like to think we hit the proverbial nail on the head more often than not.
And in the almost unfathomable event that we're completely wrong and nothing on our cyber-shelves appeals to you, we'd like to leave you with the following gem from Lord of the Rings:
"Use the force, Harry." - Edward Cullen.