Arcade game fans rejoice! We have the best old school, cooler than cooler console for your couch or commuting commander needs! With 400 classic games already built-in, SUP 400-in-1 Retro 8-Bit Game Boy is totally rad and also an awesome gift for 8-bit fanboys! Can also show your kids what all the 90's arcade fuss is about where gaming started!
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?