
Stay cool while sitting outside on a hot day with the top-notch professional home cooling system, Patio Mist. The Patio Mist is a flexible, high-pressure system that is capable of producing industrial-strength mist. The Homemax Patio Misting System is engineered in such a way that it is able to withstand higher pressure than the standard misting systems. More so, it creates a finer mist that is able to flash-evaporate at a faster rate.
The Patio Mist comes pre-assembled with non-drip nozzles and hardware. It delivers a continuous stream of superfine mist which cools the temperature down by around 1ºC. The Misting System can be used with standard water pressure.
Instructions
Measure and cut the misting pipe at the desired length intervals (at the points where you want the misting nozzles situated along the misting pipe.) Unscrew the locking caps on the inline nozzle connectors (about halfway), and push the misting pipe all the way into the connectors, then tighten the locking caps to secure the misting pipe in place. Do the same for the end nozzle connector and the tap connector. Screw the plastic nozzles into the connectors securely. Fix the misting line to your structure (patio, lapa, gazebo, umbrella, etc) using the cable ties provided. Connect to your tap fitting or to the clip-on garden fittings on your garden hose pipe. You are now ready to use your misting kit.
Please Note
Open tap slowly (not too full) allowing the misting pipe to fill, and then regulate as required when the nozzles are producing the mist spray. If the system has not been used for a long period (ie during the winter months) and the nozzles appear to be blocked, they can be unblocked simply by wetting the end of your finger and wiping it across the face of the nozzle.
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