The Evoke Jug kettle brings your water to a boil with a powerful 3kW concealed element, in only a few short minutes. The removable limescale filter guarantees pure and perfect drinks as well as a long lifespan. The capacity of 1.5 liters can be easily checked through the easy view water window. |Illuminated switches complement the ease of use of these high-quality kettles. The Evoke kettle is cordless and rests on a 360° base which is suitable for both right- and left-handed users.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical storylines that nobody questions. And flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half-off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?