Be prepared this summer with one of these 3 in 1 fans from Brightstar
Floor Fan:
Table Fan:
Wall Fan:
Point the first, these are must-haves right now. We wouldn't say last week was hot in our office, but two hobbits just came round and threw a ring in it.
If you stay in or around Cape Town, you'll know what we're complaining about. If you don't, we hope the sun was slightly kinder to you than it was to us.
Point two (and arguably the more important), these here little heat-beaters are a mother lode for puns. "I'm your biggest fan", "this is fantastic", "it blew me away" - the list is long and painful.
Do not - and feel free to reread those two words until it sinks in - say any of those puns out loud to any other human being, unless you never want to see that person again. The only exception to that rule is a fan pun that nobody's heard before.
But we doubt that exists. We would've caught wind of it by now.