A hilarious yet uplifting 12‑month wall calendar designed to help you embrace mindfulness with a twist. Each month features serene, full-color photography paired with irreverent, profanity‑laced mantras like “Inhale Calm, Exhale Bullshit” to lighten your mood and encourage daily stress relief. It blends motivational mindfulness with a cheeky sense of humor to help you organize your year - complete with spaces for notes, holiday markers, and an eco-friendly glossy finish.