Fight the winter chills with this Ceramic Heater from Morphy Richards. The black or white colour scheme of this unit is designed to blend into any home or office. The Ceramic Heater has the added safety function of a tip-over safety switch, causing the unit to cut out if it is tipped over. The Ceramic Heater also houses a dust filter, making it a perfect option for allergy sufferers. The oscillation feature that the Ceramic Heater boasts means that a large area can be targeted when engaged.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.