The Black+Decker CG2000 Grill is a family sized 1500 sq. cm grill with a 180 degree hinge for barbeque area convenience. The 5 levels of height adjustment adapts to a variety of foods. The grill plates are made of die cast aluminium and are detachable for easy cleaning. The variable temperature control helps you achieve the optimum temperature for perfect cooking. It is equipped with a Power On and cooking ready indicator. The large cool touch handle adds convenience. The removable drip tray collects excess oil and fat ensuring a healthier meal. The lock and unlock position makes for compact storage. The quick release button ejects the plate effortlessly. The cooking plates are dishwasher safe.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.