FellowesPowershred 53C
R2,499
About
This shredderr will be your first line of defence against document-based identity theft. It is built for durability and performance, and include innovative features to meet your document shredding needs. Perfect for Home and Home Office use.
Product Features
- CD Capable shredder for home / home office use
- Shreds 10 sheets per pass into 4x35mm cross-cut particles (Security Level P-4)
- 23 litre bin with lift-off head
- Shreds staples, small paper clips, credit cards and CDs
Product Specifications
- Model 53C
- Cut Type: Cross Cut
- Security: Level P-4
- Cut Size: 4 x 35mm
- Users: 1
- Run Time: 3 Minutes
- Bin Capacity: 23L
- Removable Head
- Throat Width: 220mm
- H 400 x W 338 x D 196
- Warranty 2 / 5 Years
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.