Introducing the latest in GPS tracking technology, the Smartek asset recovery tracker, lets you track anything from anywhere at any time!
No installation required! Simply put in an active sim card (load it with data), download the app and register, hide the tracker anywhere eg: vehicle, bag, server, (or anywhere you require), and presto! You can now track and also secretly listen in, at your discretion.
No monthly charges to the 3rd party, it is free for life! Track 1 or as many vehicles you require via APP or PC (each vehicle requires 1 tracker).
**Please note: the app uses GOOGLE MAPS to ensure immediate LIVE and precise tracking.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.