VolantisPine Upholstered Couch
R15,999
About
The Volantis couch is crafted from recycled pine and upholstered with high-quality polyester upholstered cushions. This range features warm natural tones and rustic finishes that provide both sustainability & durability in making this your ideal furniture choice for any space.
Product Features
- Volantis range
- Couch
- Recycled pine
- Warm natural tones
- Rustic finish
- Durable
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 2250mm (L) x 1100mm (W) x 870mm (H)
- Seat Height: 410mm
- Seat Depth: 560mm
- Material: Reclaimed Pine
- Colour: Natural
- Removable Cushion Covers
- Grey Cushions
- Delivered assembled
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.