VolantisPine Coffee Table
R4,999
About
Add a certain modern charm to your space with the Volantis Coffee Table. Beautifully crafted from recycled pine in an eccentric design. This range features warm natural tones and rustic finishes that provide both sustainability & durability. Making this your ideal furniture choice for your living space.
Product Features
- Volantis range
- Coffee table
- Recycled pine
- Warm natural tones
- Rustic finish
- Durable
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 1400mm (L) x 680mm (W) x 430mm (H)
- Material: Reclaimed Pine
- Colour: Natural
- Delivered assembled
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.