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HurleyPhantom Hyperweave Board Shorts

R799

Retail: R1,600
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The Hurley Phantom Hyperweave Men's Board Shorts are created for the fearless surfer, delivering a lightweight, adaptive fit that will never slow you down.

Product Features:
  • Hyperweave waistband for a secure, comfortable fit
  • Quick-drying Phantom fabric for lightweight comfort
  • Straight hem
  • Streamline zipper slash pocket
  • Faux fly closure
  • Fabric: 86% polyester/14% spandex
Care Instructions:
  • Cold hand wash
  • Cold machine wash
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.