MontaePatio Lounge Set with Protective Cover
R15,999
About
High-quality hand weaved PE Rattan Outdoor furniture set. Quality aluminium frame. Set consists of the following: 1x 3 Seater, 2x Single Seaters, 1x Coffee Table. Coffee Table features tempered glass top. This deal also comes with a stylish protective cover to keep your patio set covered during harsh weather conditions.
Product Features
- Montae patio set
- With protective cover
- High-quality
- PE rattan
- Aluminium frame
- Stylish
- Perfect for outdoor parties
Product Specifications
- 3 Seater: 2000mm (L) x 750mm (W) x 630mm (H)
- 1 Seater: 780mm (L) x 750mm (W) x 630mm (H)
- Table: 1100mm (L) x 600mm (W) x 340mm (H)
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.