Pest MagicPack of 4 Ultrasonic Pest Repellers
R479
About
Not safe if you have rodent pets including hamsters and bunnies!
Pest Magic is a revolutionary and innovative breakthrough in pest control. Pest Magic is an electronic pest repeller that is both simple and safe. It drives away flies, moths, ants, roaches, rats and mice.
It simply plugs into electrical sockets and makes use of home circuitry in order to send out a signal that irritates the nervous system of pests, thus driving them away without killing them.
Pests problems should be resolved within 2-4 weeks, although complete elimination may take over 4 weeks depending on the type of pest and its reproductive cycle.
Pest Magic benefits:
- Not harmful to children or non-rodent pets
- Safe to use both indoors and outdoors
- Maintenance free - Just plug in and forget about it
- Covers up to 230 square meters
- Environmentally friendly and extremely effective
Product Features:
- 4 Integrated-chip, electronic pest repellers
- Red active indicator and green night light light
- Works 24 hrs a day and 7 days a week
- 220 - 240V 50hZ 10W
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
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