Expiry date: April 2018
Herbex Fat Burn Sachets combine the benefits of both Green Tea and Guarana extract in a tasty berry-flavoured drink. Green Tea may reduce appetite and increase the metabolic rate, which assists the body in burning consumed calories. Guarana is known to increase energy levels.
Directions
Dissolve the contents of the 2,5 g sachet in 250 ml of water. Mix well. Take one sachet three times per day. Add ice or keep chilled in the refrigerator. Add mint leaves for extra refreshment. Do not take after 4 p.m. if natural stimulants affect your sleep pattern. To assist thermogenic metabolism drink 8 glasses of water per day.
Caution
Ingredients
Aqua (Water), Glycerine, Propylene Glycol, Glycereth-26, Polysorbate 20, Ruscus aculeatus (Butcher’s Broom) root extract, Citrus limon (Lemon) peel extract, Solidago virgaurea (Goldenrod) extract, Astragalus membranaceus (Astragalus) root extract, Triethanolamine, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Camellia sinensis (Green Tea) leaf extract, Glycyrrhiza glabra (Liquorice) root extract, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben.
Each 2.5 g sachet contains:
Name | Quantity |
Camellia sinensis extract (Green Tea) | 85 mg |
Paullinia cupana extract (Guarana) | 16.7 mg |
Other ingredients: | |
Maltodextrin, Acid, Flavourant, Non-nutritive sweetener (Sodium Cyclamate, Sodium Saccharin, Acesulfame K), Anticaking agent, Colourant. |
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