These lights are the epitome of versatility. The copper wire is both bendy and stiff and will stay in any shape or position that you choose. This means that you can drape them across a patio, wrap them around a balcony, or scrunch them up into a small space. Not only that, but they are also 100% waterproof. Take them outside, or keep them inside. It's really up to you. Wrap them around a tree or hang them over a window frame. Be it Christmas, Valentines, or simply an ordinary day, these lights are guaranteed to liven up the atmosphere.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?