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NandiPack of 2 Nguni Beef Premium Dog Treats

R199

Retail: R280
About

For hundreds of years, the physical and emotional well-being of the Zulu people and their Nguni cattle herds have been closely linked. Different cattle are given poetic names chosen for their unique hide patterns. Names like amaqand akahuye (“the eggs of the lark”) and inkomo eyezindlu (“the homely cow”). At Nandi, we know you care about your pet deeply and we care just as much, which is why we only work with farmers who share our values.

Product Features
  • Pack of 2
  • Nguni beef flavour
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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.